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Bra only unhooks for love

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24 Jan 2014 13:18 #174791 by The Captain
Bust lock-down: Bra only unhooks for love, true love

A high-tech bra with a built-in heart rate sensor will only release upon detecting some serious love vibes.

Japanese lingerie company Ravijour doesn't want its customers to settle for anything less than true love. That's why it developed the True Love Tester, a bra with a mission to keep its contents contained until the wearer is really head over heels. Ravijour calls it "a revolutionary bra that knows how women truly feel." A promotional video implies the brassiere could help save women from one-night stands with less-than-savory men.
The bra contains a heart-rate sensor and sends the data it collects, via Bluetooth, to an app for analysis. The app calculates what the designers call the "true love rate," comparing the readings to activities like shopping, watching a horror movie, flirting, jogging, or receiving a surprise gift.
When the app calculates a change that correlates with a true-love rate, the bra unhooks automatically from the front. Yes, we have just discovered the flaw in the plan. What if you're out in public, strolling down the street, and the object of your affection comes into sight? Spring. There goes your bra. Inconvenient? Yes. Funny? Maybe a long time after the fact.

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24 Jan 2014 13:18 #174792 by The Captain
Since the bra is of Japanese design, it gives us some delightful opportunities to put Google's Web site translation skills to the test. [size=inherit][color=rgb(41, 100, 191)] Ravijour's blog post [/color][/size] about the bra translates as, "Bra hook does not come off and there is no world's first love, of truth!"
The Ravijour team behind the bra says it could become a valuable companion for women the world over, but there is no word on pricing or availability yet. In the meantime, you'll just have to use your better judgement rather than an app.

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24 Jan 2014 13:19 #174793 by The Captain

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24 Jan 2014 13:44 #174795 by Meseret
they need to do that for panties.  then rapists will have to go through a fabric wall.

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24 Jan 2014 14:27 #174798 by Googley
hmmm,  why only women wear being designed with chips? 

how about the "love bucktah" ??  ::LOL:: ::LOL::

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24 Jan 2014 14:30 #174799 by ketchim
Because men dicks dont need no encouragement  ::LOL::

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24 Jan 2014 14:31 #174801 by Meseret
men don't need to love to have sex

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24 Jan 2014 14:35 #174806 by ketchim
Me know....tell Googs deh !  ::LOL::

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24 Jan 2014 14:52 #174810 by Googley

and women do?!!  8)

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24 Jan 2014 17:49 #174828 by SeanM
So what if the girl returns home without feeling like she's in love, the bra doesn't come off then? it stays on until such a feeling takes place?

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