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Couple hospitalised after sex in the sea left them stuck together

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19 Oct 2014 19:46 #219280 by chairman
An amorous couple who took a dip in the ocean for a discreet lovemaking session ended up in hospital after they became stuck together.

The young pair were relaxing on a Porto San Giorgio beach when they decided to take to the water to express their love.

But what they thought was a daring and romantic venture came to an embarrassing end when the man found he was unable to detach himself due to suction – forcing the pair to shuffle to shore still stuck together.

According to Il Mattino, they caught the attention of a woman walking on the beach, who kindly gave them a towel to preserve what was left of their dignity.

A doctor was called and the young lovers were taken to a nearby hospital, where the woman was given an injection used to dilate the cervix of pregnant women.

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19 Oct 2014 19:57 #219281 by ketchim
Salt Water ocean ?  ::LOL::

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19 Oct 2014 22:13 #219291 by pattycake
Oh wow...


That's very interesting.  ::LOL::


I didn't know that we can get stuck that way. You learn something new about life everyday.

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20 Oct 2014 00:19 #219306 by spacetimecontinuum
Bwahaaaaaaa! stop lyin'

The visual on this is absolutely precious, man I hope someone had the presence of mind to video some of these shenanigans, so I may view it on youtube.

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20 Oct 2014 00:38 - 21 Oct 2014 12:24 #219312 by pattycake

But I saw the news article. I'm not sure I understand it, but I did see the news article.
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20 Oct 2014 10:45 #219343 by The Captain
why they want to separate

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20 Oct 2014 11:24 #219349 by spacetimecontinuum

Well at some point they are gonna have to go back to to work, it would be bad form to show up at the office, suction cupped together, albeit highly entertaining for the other employees. :D

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20 Oct 2014 14:44 #219381 by mapoui

who says...... ::confused:: ::confused::

the man cud have a big, giant knot that wun go down and free dem ::) ::)

:-[ :-[ :-[

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20 Oct 2014 17:04 #219399 by ketchim
I saw a Bull dog stuck in a B!tch in GT :

People throw hot water on the poor dogs.

pattycake , I can demonstrate in my hot tub  ;)


Was it Salt Water OR Fresh water  :the Ocean  ???

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21 Oct 2014 00:37 #219437 by spacetimecontinuum


Lawd gyad! I could have done without that visual!! ::angry::

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