Kyla

I invited her tomorrow for duck curry, dhall and rice!!

how come de lawd nah get invite

He can come too!!

Surviving!!

rogers own fido, and they suck like shit .... im so pissed off with them and dem network. 

This made my day!!

Subject: Rabbi takes confession.


A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to
leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi
friend from across the street and asked him to cover for
him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the
priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with him for
a little bit and show him what to do.

The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the
confessional.

A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”

The priest asks,
-“What did you do?”

The woman says,
-“I committed adultery.”

Priest: “How many times?”
Woman: “Three times.”

Priest: “Say two Hail Marys, put $50 in the box and go
and sin no more.”

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says
,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”

Priest: “What did you do?”

Man: “I committed adultery.”

Priest:”How many times?”

Man: “Three times.”

Priest: “Say two Hail Marys, put $50 in the box and go
and sin no more.”

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he’s got it so
the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says,
-“Father, forgive me for I have sinned.”

Rabbi:”What did you do?”

Woman: “I committed adultery.”

Rabbi: “How many times?”

Woman: “Once.”

Rabbi: “Go do it two more times. We have a Special this
week, 3 for $50."

::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::