Well, you are in good company!! ::LOL::
got this in an email....and had to smile! ;D
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> If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it
> again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..
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> (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as
> Miss America 1995.)
> Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
> Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
> because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
> forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
> forever,"
> --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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> "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
> world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
> but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
> --Mariah Carey
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>
> "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
> your life,"
> -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for
> federal anti-smoking campaign
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>
> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
> --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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> "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
> rates in the country,"
> --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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> "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
> and I'm just the one to do it,"
> --A congressional candidate in Texas ..
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> "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
> --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
> in our air and water that are doing it.."
> --Al Gore, Vice President
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>
> "I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .."
> -- Dan Quayle
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> "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
> --Lee Iacocca
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> "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
> Norman Einstein."
> --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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>
> "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
> people."
> -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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>
> "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
> received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
> reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
> --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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>
> "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
> --Keppel Enderbery
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> "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
> they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
> And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
> -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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