Recipe: Coconut Oil Deoderant

I am in the  horns of an ethical dilema. The nature of my job involves the fact that companies sends bottles of samples to us regarding packaging
  Recently I observed a coworker spraying vaginal spray and houbigant perfume on the jackets of some male coworkers, now if anyone is familiar with houbigant , the scent is powerful and long lasting.
This was the funniest thing ever as the Jamaican and guyanese, normally soft spoken and and always in perfect english exploded in patios expletives.  The tirades of bumba clath and blood clath from the Jamaican only topped by the mudda skunts from the guyanese.
We all had our laughs but now white boy has involved HR  and Iam the only one that knows the guilty party and I woulnd'nt even be questioned 

 

you and HR drinking buddies

    this will fizzle out , white boy usually takes  public transport and his jacket is still there and the scent is as strong as ever