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Funny - the keys

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22 Oct 2012 13:49 #107109 by VillageBelle
THE KEYS


Several days ago as I left a meetingat a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.


I was lookingfor my keys.
They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.


Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.


My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all,"Honey," I stammered;(I always call him "honey" in timeslike these.) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had beendropped, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kiddin' me", he barked,"I dropped you off"!!!!!!! 

Now it was my time to be silent.Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "Iwill, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."


::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

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22 Oct 2012 13:52 #107111 by SCA
Funny...this is all too realistic. ::rofl:: ::redcard::

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22 Oct 2012 13:55 #107112 by VillageBelle
this reminds me of the time......years ago mind you


i was at work (about 20 mins away from hubby) and i could not get the key out of the ignition


so i called hubby (who is a bit of a handyman with the cars)


he drove over


sat in the driver's seat


looked at me and said....." you forgot to put the car in park"!!!!!!!


so he put the car in park
took out the keys
gave them to me
and left without saying another word to me  :shocked:


::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

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22 Oct 2012 13:56 #107114 by VillageBelle
he was not in the 'dog house' for a long long time  :laugh: :laugh:

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22 Oct 2012 14:00 #107117 by SCA

::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::redcard::

Moments that makes you beleive that husbands are important. ::rofl::

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22 Oct 2012 14:01 #107119 by The Captain
you terrible with car and keys

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22 Oct 2012 14:03 #107123 by VillageBelle
Cappo.....just so you know the first post is NOT about me


just a joke hubby sent me  ::lol::

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22 Oct 2012 14:05 #107124 by ketchim
Hubbie tired of the Blu Ray ?  :tongue:

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22 Oct 2012 14:05 #107125 by VillageBelle


oh....there has been one or two times over the last 37 years when i realized how important he is  ::lol::

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22 Oct 2012 14:06 #107126 by chairman
::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: AT VB

Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last a lifetime.
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