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11 Feb 2013 09:11 #121959 by Anna
Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us

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18 Mar 2013 15:08 #125721 by Anna
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him. “Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“It’s true,” said the patient, “but my wife refuses to sleep alone

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18 Mar 2013 15:09 #125722 by Anna
A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back.
The patient replied: So did my arthritis!

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18 Mar 2013 16:01 #125732 by chairman
;D ;D ;D
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