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Re: nYcee..is hot as - ketchim - 07-05-2012
This is how it supposed to be done :
1.Hindu gyal stand in front of Imam and recite the following ( in arabic )
I bear witness that there is no god except Allah :
One is He, no partner hath He :
and I bear witness that Muhammad on whom be peace
is His Servant and Messenger....
2.Gyal then gets a muslim name , say Yasmin
3.Yasmin then gets married according to muslim rites.
Re: nYcee..is hot as - ketchim - 07-05-2012
4.They go on honeymoon
Re: nYcee..is hot as - ketchim - 07-05-2012
5.Gyal then goes back to her name say , Phulmattie .
Re: nYcee..is hot as - ketchim - 07-05-2012
6. Phulmattie then keeps a Jhandi / hawan that weekend and plant her flags in de Yard
Re: nYcee..is hot as - Captain - 07-05-2012
what happen at 4
Re: nYcee..is hot as - ketchim - 07-05-2012
[quote author=The Captain link=topic=68130.msg426731#msg426731 date=1341519531]
what happen at 4
[/quote]
She gets to taste de halal *snip * snip *:
he takes a swim in de revered Ganges ! ............ ::rofl::
Re: nYcee..is hot as - ketchim - 07-05-2012
Then comes the Divorce :
he claims without Halal meat ....he cannot see his Way :
She seh without her Altar in Linen closet ...she cannot see her Way.
Re: nYcee..is hot as - ketchim - 07-05-2012
howwwzzzzz Daaatttt ??
Re: nYcee..is hot as - Nargis - 07-05-2012
Ketchim you really crazy.
Hahahahahahahahaaaa
Re: nYcee..is hot as - Kyla - 07-06-2012
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=68130.msg426737#msg426737 date=1341520603]
howwwzzzzz Daaatttt ??
[/quote]
::rofl::
Daaatttzz is your life or rather was your lifffeeeee!! :grin: