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Re: Living the good life - ketchim - 03-27-2013
[quote author=~Coco~ link=topic=78313.msg490924#msg490924 date=1364402486]
we have lota's or a water pot right beside the throne for after.....
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Yeah BUT ....that dont have Jet spray to stimulate the bamsie....
Re: Living the good life - ketchim - 03-27-2013
http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/bidet.html
Re: Living the good life - ketchim - 03-27-2013
[img alt=STEP ONE width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepone_sm.jpg[/img]
It's fairly obvious what step one is.
[img alt=STEP TWO width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/steptwo_sm.jpg[/img]
Wipe like you would normally wipe.
[img alt=STEP THREE width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepthree_sm.jpg[/img]
Flush like you would normally flush.
[img alt=STEP FOUR width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepfour_sm.jpg[/img]
Adjust water temperature and pressure. Remember, your nether-regions are sensitive...
[img alt=STEP FIVE width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepfive_sm.jpg[/img]
Enjoy as a powerful stream of water cleans and purifies your delighted anus.
Re: Living the good life - ketchim - 03-27-2013
[quote author=VillageBelle link=topic=78313.msg490932#msg490932 date=1364403289]
I am wanting one of these now......to replace the small watering can we currently use
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Wrong reason !
Retiree will sit on that Bidet all day repeating Step 5 ..... hahahahahaha
Re: Living the good life - ketchim - 03-27-2013
[quote author=VillageBelle link=topic=78313.msg488648#msg488648 date=1363624321]
there are so many things that popped into my head re this thread.....but i will refrain from saying
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Now that you are more familiar ...Say it !
Re: Living the good life - Ryan - 03-27-2013
[quote author=VillageBelle link=topic=78313.msg490932#msg490932 date=1364403289]
I am wanting one of these now......to replace the small watering can we currently use ::LOL::
wonder if they are available in canada
Vivek......so it is installed on the existing toilet?
is it difficult to install?
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10-15 mins
remove toilet seat, turn off water, connect water, reattach seat.
there are fancier ones that are electric. mine is all mechanical. 40 bucks
Re: Living the good life - ketchim - 03-28-2013
VB , make sure the retiree doan get electrocuted while you a work.
Both of you will be in Shock
Re: Living the good life - ketchim - 03-28-2013
VillageBelle: dry grass [img alt=
]http://www.westindiesforum.com/Smileys/forum/happy2.png[/img]Imported from SB ....Veebs, his ass would literally be dry grass ...LoL