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Putting things into their proper perspective ..... - Meseret - 06-05-2012
[size=22pt]JEWISH DIVORCE...[/size]
[size=22pt]A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv."[/size]
[size=22pt]All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.[/size]
[size=22pt]My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece[/size]
[size=22pt]When it used to be the size of a nickel."[/size]
[size=22pt]Her mother says,[/size]
[size=22pt]"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,[/size]
[size=22pt] You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion[/size]
[size=22pt]You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,[/size]
[size=22pt]You get $2,000 a week allowance,[/size]
[size=22pt]You take 6 vacations a year and[/size]
[size=22pt]You want to throw all that away...[/size]
[size=22pt]Over 45 cents?"[/size]
[size=18pt]Now that's a Jewish mother!!![/size]
Re: Putting things into their proper perspective ..... - chairman - 06-05-2012
::rofl::
Re: Putting things into their proper perspective ..... - ketchim - 06-05-2012
Yepper ....that is a good Jewish mom ...
I recall my Jewish brother in Law Mom's reaction :
upon hearing her son marriding a Guyanese Indo fullah gyal .... ! ...hahaha ::rofl::
Re: Putting things into their proper perspective ..... - Nargis - 06-05-2012
::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::