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Oh lord!! - Kwami - 02-15-2013
Woman Attacks Boyfriend After Catching Him Masturbating, Avoids Jail In Australia
Posted: 02/13/2013 10:16 am EST | Updated: 02/13/2013 10:17 am EST
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A man having a little "me time" in the shower was attacked by his girlfriend.
The Warwick Daily News reports that the woman then "kicked in the shower door, smashed a large television and 'attacked' her partner's mother when [the mother] tried to phone police" after she caught him masturbating.
The incident took place in Warwick, Australia in November. Last week, the woman (who was not named for "legal reasons") was sentenced to three months in prison after pleading guilty to breaching a domestic violence order, according to the paper. However, she was immediately paroled without serving any jail time, the Daily News reports.
Fark suggests, "You may be with the wrong girl if you have to fap alone in the shower. Especially if she then kicks in the shower door, catches you, smashes the TV, and attacks your mom to keep her from calling the cops."
Sexually frustrated ladies are the fodder of legendary Weird News tomes.
Last April, South Florida woman Stacey Ortiz was arrested after allegedly attacking her boyfriend who refused her sexual advances.
And just three months ago, Ortiz's fellow Florida resident Raquel Gonzalez was arrested for allegedly battering her partner after unsatisfying sex, according to the Smoking Gun.
Perhaps the reigning champion of sex-based assaults happened in Munich last April when a man told police he fled from an apartment after a woman demanded too much intercourse with him.
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dresders
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12 hours ago (12:49 AM)
Be that a warning to all those who haven't got caught yet! You know who you are!
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shaboopus
Proverbs 13:20 .
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14 hours ago (10:33 PM)
This skewers the concept of one good turn deserves another.....(a beating for a beating)
Get it? OH NEVER MIND!!!! (In my Jack Benny voice) lol
EvieEve
An injustice to one is an injustice to all .
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20 hours ago ( 4:55 PM)
A good girlfriend would have joined him in the shower and helped out.
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rosism
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10:46 AM on 02/14/2013
Maybe she didn't want him to go blind.
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ethelouise
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17 hours ago ( 7:28 PM)
Perhaps she thought he was being selfish.
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shaboopus
Proverbs 13:20 .
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14 hours ago (10:21 PM)
Well she could have held out until he only needed glasses! lls
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HONEST1981
Honesty is the best policy .
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05:05 AM on 02/14/2013
Maybe she was jealous....
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HONEST1981
Honesty is the best policy .
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04:58 AM on 02/14/2013
Who was he dating "Hulk Hogans little sister".....
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butchcliff
The future is unwritten .
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04:18 AM on 02/14/2013
It's his......should be allowed to wash it himself
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j7537
Conservatism - Sanity Rules .
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05:17 AM on 02/14/2013
Depends on how fast he was washing it. Maybe she preferred to do the washing herself.
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Rampart60669
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12:54 AM on 02/14/2013
What a Control freak.
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Richard Cataldi
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11:51 PM on 02/13/2013
she was mad because he left pubic hair on the soap
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chipy13
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08:16 AM on 02/14/2013
lmao!
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electricxebra
Research The TRUTH! .
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06:11 PM on 02/13/2013
I am sure she thinks that she was just doing God's work!
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littlepuffycloud
I propose a toast to my self control... .
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05:57 PM on 02/13/2013
What did she want? A Eunuch or something? I guess she says its ok for her but not him or she's liar on top of her mental issues?
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MadameK
Let me up...I've had enough! .
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04:11 PM on 02/13/2013
After looking at the slide show I just wanna say.....P A M - ouch. Never ever would my mind have thunk ( calm down people ) honey, we are out of lub so please grab the PAM.
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RienneLaJoie1
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03:50 PM on 02/13/2013
Wow...a guy can't even masturbate? Wasn't that better than catching him with another woman? If someone ever told me that I couldn't masturbate, I'd be sure to do it every chance I got just to spite them!
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carledgar
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05:18 PM on 02/13/2013
I'm guessing you had a happy and healthy upbringing, coupled with intelligence and a decent education -
[Kilroy" he's SO serious - nice visual. Rienne]
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RienneLaJoie1
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05:40 PM on 02/13/2013
Yes on all accounts lol thank you!
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Proverbs 13:20 .
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14 hours ago (10:24 PM)
YOU CAN'T MASTURBATE!! (I'm waiting........) lls
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RienneLaJoie1
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13 hours ago (11:27 PM)
Well played!
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DollyDrake BYN
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03:41 PM on 02/13/2013
That lady has some real problems. Maybe a little self love on her part might calm her down some.
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mario andretti
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02:57 PM on 02/13/2013
She could have just told him to beat it.
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butchcliff
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04:19 AM on 02/14/2013
That was the problem in the first place
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Re: Oh lord!! - chairman - 02-15-2013
lol
Re: Oh lord!! - Kwami - 02-15-2013
Some men can be so insensetive
Re: Oh lord!! - Kwami - 02-15-2013
let this be a warning to those who have not been caught yet
Re: Oh lord!! - ketchim - 02-15-2013
U have some Editing to do .....
Re: Oh lord!! - Captain - 02-15-2013
maybe he got caught doing it and fuget about editing
Re: Oh lord!! - Kwami - 02-15-2013
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=77494.msg481424#msg481424 date=1360953777]
U have some Editing to do .....
[/quote]chairman problem
Re: Oh lord!! - ketchim - 02-15-2013
hahahahahaha....I dont get a chance to !
