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29 Dec 2013 21:07 #170722 by Kwami
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" said the boy "Yes, see them and they make you cry." the father replied This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree " "A Christmas tree?" said the daughter "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"

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30 Dec 2013 11:16 #170761 by ketchim
kwami , this joke is not du jour...it is outdated  :P

b4 de arrival of the miracle power pill .....

Christmas trees are now fully upright and the balls are steel !

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30 Dec 2013 15:58 #170835 by artemis
Why r u always posting jokes about ole people lolo and bobby? Perv

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30 Dec 2013 16:02 #170836 by Kwami
The answer to your query is simple .. but I cannot answer it for you at this time
You will however know the answer 25 years from now  :)

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31 Dec 2013 11:33 #170896 by ketchim
kwami is not a perv ...he just not keeping up with developments...

male sex Jokes are now outdated with the advent of that blue miracle pill !

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31 Dec 2013 13:07 #170911 by Kwami
No  miracle pills for me , cause as the man says .... if he should close he one eye , is both ah we dieing  together.

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