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Laughter is good for the soul: Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you".... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest... "Father, please come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"... They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued : "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you'... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "what about the two at the gate?"... Come see marathon race!..the priest almost ran past the church gate..shouting: "We are not dead yet oooohh!!!". ....now you are laughing...! Don't be selfish, share it with friends. Put a smile on someone's face

Pussy Riot Boots Two Members   Thanks for enduring two years in Russia prison, but you're out of the band. A few hours after Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina—two members of feminist activist group Pussy Riot—performed at Amnesty International's concert in Brooklyn, the band announced they had been kicked out. The other members wrote on Pussy Riot's blog that charging for tickets to the show "is highly contradictory to the principles of Pussy Riot," and "Masha and Nadia are out of the group." The two, along with another bandmate, were recently released from prison after being found guilty of hooliganism after hosting a "punk prayer" in February 2012.
 

Alex Rodriguez Drops Lawsuits

The A-Rod battle has been surrendered. Alex Rodriguez dropped his lawsuits against Major League Baseball, the Major League Baseball Players Association, and Commissioner Bud Selig on Friday, agreeing to take a 162-game suspension for this year's season. The Yankee third baseman sued after his suspension was reduced from 211 to one full season due to "use and possession" of testosterone and other banned substances. "We believe that Mr. Rodriguez’s actions show his desire to return the focus to the play of our great game on the field and to all of the positive attributes and actions of his fellow major league players," MLB said in a statement. "We share that desire.”

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A 58-year-old Florida man was charged with arson after he set his Tampa apartment building on fire because management banned him from masturbating in front of his open windows and front door.

Starbucks Upset At Parody Store

You can get a Dumb Frappuccino, a Dumb Iced Coffee, and listen to Dumb Jazz Standards at Dumb Starbucks, a parody store that adds the word "dumb" to everything Starbucks. The shop opened Friday in L.A. to long lines and big laughs. But the Seattle coffee giant is not amused. "We are evaluating next steps and while we appreciate the humor, they cannot use our name, which is a protected trademark," says Zack Hutson, a spokesman for the company. But Dumb Starbucks says that the operation is legal because it is considered parody art.