The hottest men’s hairstyle in North Korea is shear madness.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, in a bizarre bit of tonsorial tyranny, decreed that his 12 million countrymen adopt his decidedly retro high-and-tight ’do.
The diminutive despot delivered his “fashion guideline†about two weeks ago, likely ensuring that Dennis Rodman and his multi-hued mop will never return to the nation.
The “Un and only†haircut, once popularized by ’90s boy bands, was unimaginatively dubbed “The Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un†— more of a mouthful than “a little off the sides.â€
The 31-year-old’s look is simple: Short and slicked back on top, buzzed to the skin above both ears.
North Korea’s citizens were not too keen on the government-ordered grooming, griping that it’s not the right look for everyone.