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A man boards a train and discovers that he is sitting next to the pope. He sits down but is way to shy to speak. He notices that the pope is doing a crossword puzzle and gets excited because he is very good at crossword puzzles.

Sure enough, the pope asks him for help a few minutes later, "What is a four letter word for a woman that ends with u-n-t?"

The man quickly responds, "I think you're looking for the word 'Aunt'."

The pope replies, "Oh! Of course... Do you have an eraser?"

hahahahaha....who is de kunt ?

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from Guyana showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Guayana at Heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.

After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.
A few minutes later Sain Peter returned to God breathless and said "They're gone!!"
"What? All of the Guayanese are gone?" asked God.
"No" replied Saint Peter.


"The Pearly Gates!!"

Jamaican bank robber went into a bank at Half Way Tree; pulled out a gun and said:

"Hevry Baddy lie dung pon di groun or ah shoot yu blood clat" 

"Tella! full up the grip wid dollas"

After the teller filled up the suitcase with money, the robber said to one man on ground:

"U dey! U see a rabbry ere toodey?" 

The man said "Yes! mi si every ting"

So he shot the man dead and said to the next man lying beside him:

"U dey! U see a rabbry ere toodey?" 

The man said "No Sah! but mi wife see every ting"

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahaha sounds like ketchim

Dear Beta,

Jus a few lines to leh yuh know dat ah still alive. Ah writing slow cause ah know yuh cyah read fast. Yuh wont know de house when yuh come home. We move. Ah wont be able to sen yuh de new address as de last Guyanese family dat live here tek de house numbers wid dem so they wont have to change deh address at dey new house.

About yuh fadda.....he gat ah lovely job. He gat now over 1500 men under he. He cuttin grass at de cemetery.

Dere was a washin machine in de new house when we move in, but it aint wokin too good. Last week ah put some shirts in it, pull de chain, and ah aint see de shirts since.

Yuh sister, Parbattie had a baby dis marning. Ah aint find out wedda is a boy or a girl, so ah doh know if yuh is ah aunt or ah uncle.

Yuh know Bharose? Well he drown last week in ah vat at de rum distillery. Some ah he fellow workers dive in to save he, but he fight dem off bravely. He family cremate he body, and it tek three days to put out de fire.

Yuh fadda didnt have much tuh drink fuh Christmas. Ah put ah bottle ah castor oil in he soup.... It keep he goin until New Years. Ah went to de dacta on Tursday and yuh fadda came wit meh . De dacta put a small tube in meh mouth an tell meh tuh nat open for 10 minutes. Yuh fadda offer to buy it from he.

It only rain twice last week. Fus for four days, and then for three days. Monday it was so windy dat de fowl rooster fly roun de house fuh ah half hour and ah hen lay de same egg 3 times.

Ah go write yuh again as soon as ah cud sneak ah next page outta Vindra copy book.

Love - Mammy

PS: Ah was to send yuh ah twenty dalla but ah already seal de envelope.

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.” Once again he thanked her. He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.” He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.” “No, I wouldn’t,” he said. She said, “I sell tampons.” With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard. She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.” “That’s not what I’m laughing at,” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”

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dis bhai Doosra wutliss!!