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Court to decide if Indian guru is dead or meditating

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04 Jun 2014 17:36 #194151 by Snoopster
His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj was determined to be clinically dead by physicians in January 2014, but his followers insist he is in a state of deep meditation. The Punjab High Court is set to decide his state and therefore what will happen to his $170 million estate.



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04 Jun 2014 18:14 #194158 by Snoopster
Here's what one fella suggested: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

"Wait, I can solve this without even using science. *puts a half a dozen cats in a burlap sack, douses the sack with a garden hose, and then dumps the cats out directly onto Shri Maharaj's nutsack*"

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04 Jun 2014 18:18 #194159 by Snoopster
::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

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05 Jun 2014 10:17 #194206 by ketchim
That chap really should be the poster boy for transcendental meditation !  ::LOL::

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05 Jun 2014 11:13 #194232 by Googley
use it to provide drinking water for the poor.free medical care for the poor.

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05 Jun 2014 12:53 #194268 by Snoopster

If that actually happens, I might just become a believer Googs. 8)

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05 Jun 2014 14:26 #194308 by Googley

you might have to enroll in the Guru Googs ashram!  ::LOL::

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05 Jun 2014 15:14 #194314 by Snoopster
As long as the ashram is full of young pretty maidens I'll be your most loyal devotee. :-[

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05 Jun 2014 15:42 #194315 by ketchim
Problem is de Pandit already gats de Cherry  ::LOL::

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05 Jun 2014 16:11 #194319 by Snoopster

Jim Jones used to tell the pretty girls in his congregation that having sex with him will help them get closer to God and a guaranteed spot in heaven. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

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