Maps your personal cheerleaders

Loyal Atlanta Falcons fans are in for quite a perk, especially if they have a thing for cheerleaders. That’s because now, all season ticket holders who have accrued enough “memory points” through the team’s rewards program can request the presence of a cheerleader at their seats during gameday.

No. Really.

Sure, they can also use them to stand on the field, get a player autograph or hang out with the team mascot. But let’s focus on the first one. Yes, fans can use their smartphone to order a visit from a blonde in a short skirt and a tight top.

What could possibly go wrong?

Of course, the team is well aware of the issues that could arise from sending a woman into the stands with a bunch of rowdy football drunks.

“It’s not like you can order them to your seat after you’ve had eight beers,” Falcons executive Jim Smith told ESPN. “If things don’t look right, we’re not going there.”

He doesn’t appear too concerned, though. Smith expects requests to come more from families with daughters who want to meet the cheerleaders. Apparently, that’s what happened last year, when only a select few were given the opportunity.

Still, the women will be escorted by security. Just in case.

— Shawn Langlois

maps don't have enough points! 

Maps seh he prefer dem to lie down pun him ..nah sit !

Sit is fuh he Dawg !  :-[