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It's God's Penis, Not Yours!!

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09 Sep 2014 18:16 #212059 by Snoopster
::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

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09 Sep 2014 18:23 #212060 by Snoopster
In related news..... ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women “penis homes”
 www.salon.com/2014/09/08/evangelical_meg...s_women_penis_homes/

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09 Sep 2014 18:36 #212062 by mapoui
wow!  now di'ze a good idea!

all I have to do is become god and distribute my wood to all men...er! I mean..heterosexual men.  dat way I can bruise all women on the planet.

pheeew :P :P :P

now how do I become god ::confused::

let me see.........

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09 Sep 2014 18:46 #212067 by pattycake
The Gods don't have any genitals.

Sex is strictly a terrestrial technicality. The Gods don't need sex.

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09 Sep 2014 18:51 #212069 by Snoopster

But their penises need a home. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

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10 Sep 2014 01:04 #212094 by wulfman
There are many more worse things to call a woman than a penis home...

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10 Sep 2014 05:42 #212108 by Kwami
I agree . Homelessness should be eradicated

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10 Sep 2014 11:57 #212153 by Snoopster

Very true.  Every gun needs a soft warm pouch. ::LOL::



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10 Sep 2014 12:08 #212155 by Googley

how often should the pouch be changed?    :P

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10 Sep 2014 12:21 #212158 by Snoopster
As often as the gun is used and/or can still fire Googs. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

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