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10 Sep 2014 12:27 #212163 by chairman
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Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last a lifetime.
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10 Sep 2014 12:40 #212170 by Snoopster
The wife plays dead? 


Well my penis (on loan from God) ain't living in no dead house!!
::LOL::

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10 Sep 2014 12:50 #212175 by Googley

fear not, your penis can be like Jesus and rise again....says the preacher!  8)

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10 Sep 2014 13:08 - 10 Sep 2014 13:19 #212189 by Snoopster

Hey hey hey.  Wait a minute there Googs.  Unlike Jebus, my penis isn't dead bro.  No need for it to "rise again".  It's still very much alive and firing. ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::


An of course, I need to find suitable accommodation for it.
::LOL:: ::LOL::
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10 Sep 2014 13:25 #212208 by ketchim
Rent a room ....it cheap , easy and effective !

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10 Sep 2014 13:34 #212210 by Snoopster

Why settle for a room when one can find suitable accommodation in a luxury home free of disease and excess baggage? 8) ::LOL::

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10 Sep 2014 14:29 #212225 by Googley

Jesus will come again  :P

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10 Sep 2014 14:30 #212226 by Googley

so why you get vex when the Jehovah peeps say Jesus is coming?

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10 Sep 2014 14:56 #212229 by pattycake
Every man's penis does have a home.

His own body that it's attached to.   :)

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10 Sep 2014 15:19 #212236 by ketchim
some penis are detachable and called a Dildo.

some "homes" is the electric charger hidden in dem gyal chest of drawers !  ;)

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