My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar

My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar

Roberts
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06 Nov 2016 08:46 #326095 by Roberts

My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas.

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Watooka
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06 Nov 2016 09:09 #326098 by Watooka

You sure she is your girlfriend? You can't even get a prostitute for that price.

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ketchim
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06 Nov 2016 12:35 #326118 by ketchim

fool! why doesnt she know ?

she would do you twice a day @ 2 dollars til Xmas = 110 bucks

plus what already in de envelope.

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06 Nov 2016 13:27 #326133 by ketchim

Women with larger behinds are healthier and more intelligent, study finds

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Watooka
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06 Nov 2016 14:09 #326146 by Watooka

I married an African woman. Nuff said.

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ketchim
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06 Nov 2016 14:21 #326147 by ketchim

Guyana Wismar gyals are pancake derrieres !

Figures, Tooks

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Watooka
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06 Nov 2016 15:32 #326155 by Watooka

Dem Wismar gyals so easy, they are not trust worthy material. Imagine coming home early from work and finding your next door neighbour at your place.

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06 Nov 2016 18:28 #326162 by Kwami

You denigrated Berbice girls earlier and now you are insulting Wismar girls . Has it not occurred to you that you are incapable of satisfying any woman ?, You at 60 years old with a limp dick but you talk a great game,.
I assume that you are not married anymore because your wife dumped your ass.

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Watooka
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07 Nov 2016 04:45 #326165 by Watooka

I am sure that I have more experience with Wismar gyals than you have with Berbice gyals.
As for my marital status: I am happily married to a woman. You can't say the same for yourself.

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07 Nov 2016 11:10 #326184 by ketchim

60 is the new 40 ! besides, Cialis/Viagra has overcome that limp!

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