Most romantic first line, least romantic second line

Most romantic first line, least romantic second line
by AmelieKenway

A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… But the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received.

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “go to hell ”

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

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Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –

Damn, I’m good at telling lies !

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

JaesonTarr
Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your Facebook will do



AwesomeName
You are the meaning of my life / just please don't tell this to my wife.


BlackberryCobbler
Your voice is remarkable, your face does astound... you sing like a chihuahua and look like a hound


PullYourFannyFlapsOverYourHeadAndMakeYourselfLookLikeASugarPuff
The flow of your hair, the twinkle in your eye, your head under water, hurry up and die.

Thinking about you restores my Faith

followed by an urgent need to masturbate !

you are so hot you can melt steel

and then all I want is for you to Peel !