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22 Jan 2017 12:26 #333374 by chairman
Granger and a top Exxon executive had a meeting.
Exxon Executive, “Exxon will like to offer a package deal to Guyana in return for a license to operate in Guyana”
Exxon Executive, continued “We have eight oil rigs and will like to offer one of the rigs “or” forty percent stake in the company’s operation in Guyana”
Visibly overwhelm with Joy, Granger after consultation with his AG, responded “we will like to have the forty percent and one rig”
The puzzled Exxon executive then responded, “well -apparently, your AG and you are confused with my statement, I said “or” and not “and”, and by the way, are you aware that an oil rig needs highly technically expertise to operate and I don’t think Guyana has that skills to operate their own rig”
Granger responded resoundly, “Don’t worry Sir, that will be easy, we will appoint one experience PNC member to Head Gecom and he will take care of that rig”
Exxon executive “deal!”
Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last a lifetime.
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22 Jan 2017 12:43 #333381 by ketchim
Yoke, man ! YOKE  tmMapoui  ;)

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22 Jan 2017 13:22 #333422 by Alien
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"It tells me that someone has stolen our tent." -

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22 Jan 2017 15:19 #333476 by ketchim
Chin and Alien was at the basement apartment she rents :

After a guyanese fry rice and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night,

Some hours later,  Alien jump up in a Fright

"Chin, whats that up my arse ??"

Chin replied, "Its your own dick playing games with your Head"

                        ::LOL:: ::LOL::

what a YOKE ! hehehehe


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22 Jan 2017 18:04 #333501 by Kwami
Dude walk into the doctor office  " I have a penis injury during surfing "
Doctor" A surfing board accident?''
  Dude , " No , I was on the internet when the wife walked in , I had to slam  the laptop shut"

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22 Jan 2017 18:08 #333504 by chairman
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