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28 Jul 2017 15:11 #347367 by chairman
A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package.

That package was very hot! And very steamy!

The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. “I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last a lifetime.
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28 Jul 2017 15:20 #347374 by ketchim
oh my, that was nightmarish  ::LOL::

I suppose given the monkey reference : was a black 'ooman ???

as  per mapoui and bravo banana.....

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28 Jul 2017 15:32 #347380 by Googley
lottery money just gone to lawsuit!  8)

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28 Jul 2017 15:54 #347383 by chairman
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