CNN BREAKING NEWS!!
(Guyanese man conned US President Donald Trump into failing a “Lying Competition.”)
News from the beautiful South American country of Guyana stunned the world when a Guyanese man conned US President Donald Trump into failing a “Lying Competition.” According to CNN the Guyanese man skillfully created a hoax – boasting to the world that his uncle was Lord Nelson from the historical “Battle of Trafalgar” (where Lord Nelson defeated Napoleon in 1805). Trump immediately tweeted “Fake News” and further claimed the Guyanese was a con man who was trying to take his title of “King Liar.” The Guyanese tweeted back to the President thanking him for his response and invited him to meet with Lord Nelson in the Caribbean island of Trinidad & Tobago for a “Lying Competition.” Trump tweeted “Fake News! Lord Nelson is dead!” However, on second thoughts (realizing he could not resist the thought of accepting defeat in a Lying Competition and losing the title of King Liar) the President fell for the con by taking up the challenge and flew on Air Force One with his confidants (Kellyanne Conway, Katrina Pierson, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders) to Trinidad & Tobago.
Upon his arrival in Trinidad & Tobago the Guyanese man introduced President Trump to his uncle (Lord Nelson). Baffled and confused, President Trump immediately accused the Guyanese man of setting him up with a fake Lord Nelson. Upon hearing this, Lord Nelson quietly said to the President: “Sir, did you study the Geography, History, and Culture of this part of the world before leaving America? Are you sure you want to come against me in a Lying Competition?” Having no clue as to the wisdom where Lord Nelson was alluding for his edification of Guyana and the Caribbean, the President with his usual display of ignorance, arrogance, and narcissistic behavior shouted: “Forget about Geography, History, and Culture all that is Fake Knowledge! I am King Liar of America so let’s get on with the competition!” On the evening of the competition Donald Trump (confident he would win convincingly) obliged Lord Nelson to speak first to which Lord Nelson replied: “Mr. President no need for me to speak, just have your entourage take notes while I sing and teach you the Art of Lying.” And, with this graceful response the smiling Lord Nelson started his rendition:
Realizing he had lost the Lying Competition to Lord Nelson (even before starting) the embarrassed Donald Trump and his entourage started to shout: “Fake Calypso! Fake Calypso!” Then after a while when the temper tantrum died down, the President looked at the Guyanese man and said: “Who the hell are you?” The Guyanese man just smiled and said: “Welcome to my part of the world where BULLSHIT and ART OF THE CON was created. You are speaking to the Creator and Master of Con. You wrote ‘The Art of the Deal’ and I wrote ‘The Art of the Steal’ so who’s got the higher IQ? I make no apologies for intentionally insulting and mesmerizing your corrupt and evil mind with the same bullshit and con you and your team practice each day in America under the guise of Alternative Facts.” Upon leaving Trinidad & Tobago humiliated and devastated the President and his entourage vowed never to “shoot shit” at anyone from Guyana or the Caribbean! (EDITOR’S NOTE: CNN Sources later found out the mysterious Guyanese man was born and raised in a slum called Albouystown [Guyana] where he is presently teaching his fellow Guyanese and Caribbean folks how to conquer Donald Trump’s GREAT WALL. Here is a sneak preview of his amazing strategy which will air later this week at the “Trump Tower”–
i.imgur.com/6ueVt3I.gifv .)
