Cheesiest Lines still being used....

seriously???  Arite guys, confess...who still using these line?? Ketch?!! 

1. “What’s your sign?”

2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”

5. “I gotta thirst, and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”

6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”

7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas this year.”

9. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

and all women would say a looonnngggggg stttteeeeuuuuupppppssssssssss to these ..


i remember a guy in Guyana used to speak like that all the time ... we females could not stand him ....

Hot damn!  Those are some of my best lines.  Ask Hema. ::

::rofl:: ::rofl::

I think Chairman uses these lines on the coffee lady!! 

et al ..

how u does tell de gal how she does chamkay!!  ::rofl:: ::rofl::

Dave was staring sadly into his pint of beer and sighed heavily.

“What’s up Dave” asked the Landlord…

"It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth”

“It’s my six year old son…” Dave replied.

“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? my lad’s just the same; – forget

about it, it happens to boys that age” said the landlord, sympathetically.

“I only wish it was that” continued Dave,  “but it’s far worse than that.
 
The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant..”

“Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the landlord.


“It’s not” said Dave…“the little shit stuck a pin in all my condoms”.

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two men
wearing hoodies arrived.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said :

"Wait here. I will be  right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter :

"How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be  racist and judgmental here.

This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers.

Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."

The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates.".................. :blank: