Egyptian Woman Wishes... |
20 Sep 2012 15:57 #102578
by Snoopster
...Screaming Protester Husband Would Go Bonkers For Her Once In A While.
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CAIRO—Sighing dejectedly Thursday morning as she watched her screaming husband depart for yet another massive anti-American protest in Tahrir Square, local woman Samira Khalil told reporters that she wished the hysterical man would go completely and utterly berserk for her once in a while. “Considering he spends all day unleashing a violent messianic fervor against our enemies, you’d think he could bring some of that same hysterical passion back to the bedroom sometimes,†said Khalil, adding that every time they’re about to get get hot and heavy in the sack, her husband’s mind wanders off to thoughts of jihad and fatwa. “As soon as he hears about a depiction of Muhammad, or some other brazenly evil work of the infidel, there’s this smoldering gleam in his eyes. But he never looks at me like that anymore.†Khalil added that when her husband returned home that night, she would try desecrating a Quran right in front of him to “get him all hot and bothered.â€
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CAIRO—Sighing dejectedly Thursday morning as she watched her screaming husband depart for yet another massive anti-American protest in Tahrir Square, local woman Samira Khalil told reporters that she wished the hysterical man would go completely and utterly berserk for her once in a while. “Considering he spends all day unleashing a violent messianic fervor against our enemies, you’d think he could bring some of that same hysterical passion back to the bedroom sometimes,†said Khalil, adding that every time they’re about to get get hot and heavy in the sack, her husband’s mind wanders off to thoughts of jihad and fatwa. “As soon as he hears about a depiction of Muhammad, or some other brazenly evil work of the infidel, there’s this smoldering gleam in his eyes. But he never looks at me like that anymore.†Khalil added that when her husband returned home that night, she would try desecrating a Quran right in front of him to “get him all hot and bothered.â€
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20 Sep 2012 16:05 #102582
by Snoopster
This article fully and completely explains why Ketchim "retired" from the board. ::
This article fully and completely explains why Ketchim "retired" from the board. :
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