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29 Jan 2013 20:59 #120282 by Kwami
has accused his wife of attempted murder after putting poison in her vagina and asking him to perform oral sex.








The plot was allegedly foiled when the man noticed a strange smell (not the good kind) emanating from his lady's sex organ.

The man has been identified only as a 43-year-old from São José do Rio Preto, Brazil.

According to La Razon, the man, concerned with the pungency between his wife's legs, took the woman to the hospital where toxic-vagina professionals determined there was enough poison up in that thing to kill a small horse.

The wife then confessed to her crime.

So remember: the next time your girlfriend says she's getting a Brazilian, pick up a baseball bat, secure the perimetre, and call the police.

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29 Jan 2013 21:01 #120283 by chairman
ouch ;D
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29 Jan 2013 21:02 #120285 by The Captain
What his nose doing between her legs

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29 Jan 2013 21:11 #120286 by Kwami
Get down on it , but he aint ever getting up again :) 

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30 Jan 2013 10:24 #120306 by Meseret
so how come she ent dead?

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30 Jan 2013 10:41 #120307 by VillageBelle
the depth  :)  that women will go to get rid of their unwanted men  :o

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30 Jan 2013 10:42 #120308 by The Captain
depth


waaahhhaaaaaaaaaaa

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30 Jan 2013 10:59 #120313 by ketchim
What does Brazilian wax has to do with anything ?  ::confused::

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30 Jan 2013 11:01 #120314 by VillageBelle
true.....do all Brazilian women get the brazilian wax :-\ ???

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30 Jan 2013 22:38 #120512 by Kwami

They were right PUM PUM AH GO KILLYOU

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