Pastor Convinced His followers his penis contained the "Holy Milk"

 
CaribbeanFever.com-BRAZIL - January 28, 2013 - Religion is a virus. The world is quickly finding out the damage and crimes that the Vatican and its little harlots - all other religions - have caused worldwide.

Just when you think you had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun, minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet...an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picano of Brazil.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies.

This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

This is the testimony of one of his victims.

This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Note: This news article was originally reported today in Spanish by Que.es

Wow ! I love blow jobs too !

I was told mine whiter than Holy Milk ....hahahahahaha 

Those women were just plain dumb  and stupid to fall for that , every one knows that milk only comes from a female

Oh lord  ;D

This was a joke. Original came from a spanish site similar to the onion.

really? then the did a great job  cause all the respectable mainstream  media was fooled

yoy went there for coffee kwami? :

no my friend I only drink the best coffee in the morning .. from McDonald

McDonald's is good coffee...straight GMO!  Tastes great!  :-* better than Tim's ::

the captain like McDonalds GMO too