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Will Obama Be Assassinated?

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20 Mar 2013 15:13 #126143 by mapoui
about 7-8 days ago I got a premonitory tingling and a sense that Obama would be assassinated in Israel.  assassination of Obama seemed suddenly to be a logical development.

now his armoured limo in Israel has been filled with diesel and broken down.  how will Obama travel then in Israelt then.  all of a sudden he seems very vulnerable.

and Jews in Israel hate obama..loudly, nasty, violently.

why I ask myself... as Obama is their man as no other goyim has ever been.  for all practical purpose Obama is a Jew. 

there is nothing Obama does as president, nothing he has ever done that has not calculatedly been in the interest of Israel and the Jews... all over the world.  yet in Israel they hate his rass as if he is not kosher. and they can always blame it on Iran and start a war

it may be Obama is about to draw his last breath but I could not care less.  he is not one of mine...doh throw him on my doorstep.

yuh make yuh bed.  when the time comes lie in it.  I must lie in mine.  eff Obama!

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20 Mar 2013 15:19 #126145 by Snoopster
He might do like Georgie and choke on his pretzel. :D

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20 Mar 2013 15:20 #126146 by ketchim
Any amrican prezzie ever assissinated ...outside of de country ??

Obambi doan eat pretzel ....prefer swet dumplins....hahaha  :-[

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20 Mar 2013 15:30 - 20 Mar 2013 15:49 #126149 by mapoui

the impse can be first there too..

kill his skunt,..blame it on the eye Ranians and their even greater lap dog Biden will gladly attack Iran fuh dem
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20 Mar 2013 15:43 #126153 by Snoopster
In his first visit to Israel as president, Barack Obama will meet with the Middle Eastern nation’s top leaders over the next three days in an effort to renew ties with the U.S.’ longstanding ally. Here is his schedule of events:
  • Wednesday, 11:00 a.m.: Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to have a good laugh about the time Netanyahu tried to make Obama lose the election
  • Wednesday, 12:15 p.m.: Photoshoot of Obama sticking his head through wooden board painted to make him look like Hasid
  • Wednesday, 3:15 p.m.: While visiting West Bank, Israeli police to hurry Obama away from latest human rights atrocity
  • Wednesday, 8:00 p.m.: Obama to deliver customary U.S. gifts of long-range ballistic missiles and cluster bombs to Israeli military officials
  • Thursday, 10:30 a.m.: Attend ribbon-cutting ceremony for new Israeli settlement in Gaza
  • Thursday, 12:20 p.m.: Obama to address protesting Palestinians with symbolic nod, shrug
  • Thursday, 1:00 p.m.: Best goddamn falafel of Obama’s life
  • Thursday, 2:00–5:00 p.m.: Take a few hours to just walk around, explore Jerusalem
  • Thursday, 7:00 p.m.: Obama to explain for fifth time why the U.S. can’t just drop a nuclear bomb on Tehran
  • Thursday, 9:40 p.m.: Following luxuriant, sumptuous dinner with Netanyahu, Obama to pick up tab
  • Friday, 11:30 a.m.: Check in with Congress to see how gun control concessions are coming along
  • Friday, 12:00 p.m.: Remember to check out of hotel and return room keys
www.theonion.com/articles/itinerary-for-...ost:headline:default

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20 Mar 2013 16:23 #126157 by mapoui

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