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My granny runs better than Marlon Samuels

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02 Jan 2016 21:57 #286354 by TRINIDADDY
Marlon "the run out king" Samuels is batting with Kraigg Brathwaite. Marlon hits the ball directly to a fielder. Being an idiot, Marlon decides to run.

Luckily Kraigg Brathwaite is the son of Shivnarine "I ain't moving for idiots" Chanderpaul. Chanderpaul, the only man in the history of West Indies cricket not to tolerate Marlon's jaw-droppingly woeful abilities to run between the wicket,  schooled his son well. Kraigg makes his way down the pitch, realizes his partner is an idiot, and returns to his crease, where he watches with glee as Marlon runs himself out.

Well played Kraigg. Well played. Leave these fake seniors alone and learn from the true senior citizen.

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02 Jan 2016 22:00 #286355 by The Captain
Nah Marlon didn't want to get wet

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02 Jan 2016 22:02 #286356 by TRINIDADDY
Marlon been wet behind the ears for the past ten years.

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03 Jan 2016 07:45 #286372 by Calypso
Darn for this entire series so far .. Marlon looked like he was elsewhere or wanted to be !!!

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03 Jan 2016 13:26 #286430 by ketchim
His attitude after being run out was very Mukesh  :-[

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