Living the good life

[quote author=~Coco~ link=topic=78313.msg490924#msg490924 date=1364402486]

we have lota's or a water pot right beside the throne for after.....
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Yeah BUT ....that dont have Jet spray to stimulate the bamsie....

http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Conte...bidet.html

[img alt=STEP ONE width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepone_sm.jpg[/img]

It's fairly obvious what step one is.

[img alt=STEP TWO  width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/steptwo_sm.jpg[/img]

Wipe like you would normally wipe.

[img alt=STEP THREE  width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepthree_sm.jpg[/img]

Flush like you would normally flush.

[img alt=STEP FOUR  width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepfour_sm.jpg[/img]

Adjust water temperature and  pressure. Remember, your nether-regions are sensitive...

[img alt=STEP FIVE  width=150]http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/stepfive_sm.jpg[/img]

Enjoy as a powerful stream of water cleans and purifies your delighted anus.

[quote author=VillageBelle link=topic=78313.msg490932#msg490932 date=1364403289]

I am wanting one of these now......to replace the small watering can we currently use 
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Wrong reason !
Retiree will sit on that Bidet all day repeating Step 5 ..... hahahahahaha 

[quote author=VillageBelle link=topic=78313.msg488648#msg488648 date=1363624321]

there are so many things that popped into my head re this thread.....but i will refrain from saying 
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Now that you are more familiar ...Say it ! 

[quote author=VillageBelle link=topic=78313.msg490932#msg490932 date=1364403289]
I am wanting one of these now......to replace the small watering can we currently use  ::LOL::

wonder if they are available in canada

Vivek......so it is installed on the existing toilet?

is it difficult to install?
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10-15 mins

remove toilet seat, turn off water, connect water, reattach seat.


there are fancier ones that are electric. mine is all mechanical. 40 bucks

VB , make sure the retiree doan get electrocuted while you a work.

Both of you will be in Shock 

VillageBelle: dry grass [img alt=]http://www.westindiesforum.com/Smileys/forum/happy2.png[/img]
Imported from SB ....Veebs, his ass would literally be dry grass ...LoL