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Close your eyes and take the test ...

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25 Oct 2012 10:17 #107665 by Meseret
[color=rgb(51, 51, 51)]Taste Test [/color][color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][/size]A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers, more flavor than you could ever imagine. “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these,” announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.“I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher. “It’s something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time.”Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, “Spit ’em out, you guys, they’re assholes!” [/color]

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25 Oct 2012 10:20 #107668 by ketchim
After going Blind in Guyana , the ole pervert had his Son :

bring him a Smelly Finger ....

and he would call the name of the ho !    ::redcard::

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25 Oct 2012 10:23 #107670 by Meseret
Then there was the girl who brought her beau for her dad to approve .. he said "gal, me know love is blind, but you couldna smell am?"

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25 Oct 2012 10:25 #107671 by ketchim
and of course my favorite Fruit :

Prize puzzle ....for the name  ::lol::

                       

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25 Oct 2012 10:30 #107674 by VillageBelle
stinkin' toe! :cool:

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25 Oct 2012 10:31 #107675 by mapoui
OH GOD.  YU EAT DAT!  YUH CONSTITUTION STRANG.  PHEEEEW :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

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25 Oct 2012 10:34 #107676 by Meseret
Locust ....


Maps, if you can squeeze your nose, the taste is not awful ..

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25 Oct 2012 10:36 #107678 by VillageBelle
you ever tried it Maps?


actually it is very tasty  :cool:


the trees are huge (we had one) and the only way to get the fruit was when it fell to the ground


and that is also when it was nice and ripe and the sweetest!!

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25 Oct 2012 10:37 #107679 by mapoui
I tase' it arready.  nice but I could never squeeze hard enuff.  it always made mih throw-up

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25 Oct 2012 10:39 #107680 by mapoui


at first I thought it was 'tambran'  den the smell.  oh mi gord!

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