Oh Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Googley!!! This One's Fuh You..And Skimmy Too

Maphone, yu spendin' dim "Golden" years as "Gutter" years!!!

your language is already in the gutter, gibberish man !

and I ent even start to talk about pum pum yet! fat, wet and brong pum pums, curly and straight haired but brong..in association with benches with movable backs that can be raised or lowered to all inclines or angles, to facilitate entry to their deepest reaches and regions..you know the nooks, crannies, crevices and creases, to smood dem all out...and to expose and discuss my abilities at dat kinda wuk..you know - nookying and crannying with all my tools..like fingers, prongs lips and tongue

all very scientific

at this point I will invite ketchim to come in to take over the lead while assuring him that I am right here preparing to soon regain it myself, after any interesting inputs, contributions and experience he would like to offer..proffer!

perhaps you would like to give us your input on pum pums too skimmy..it wud be very interesting dat. doan stint. give us your all impse. doan hold' bac' nutten! gih it your bes' shot!

you ever tickle one, fingered one, slobbered over one, loved one, gloried over one..or any..or many. or none!!!

come on..fess up. we waiting!

an' if you cyar tell we about pum pums den surely you can tell we about wood and how you deel with wood..how you roll it, fold it stuff it and reduce it to soft and limber

perrhaps at this point we should go call googley, a fella who wud have a very high level of experience and expertise with wood, bois. Googs shud be able to parse wat' you tell we skimmy, with great sophistication....to leh we know if you really know wat yuh talkin' about wen it comes to wood.

Maps you like to call me name eh! ah told you, i not into dem ting that!


ah see TimmyJ got you scrambling all ova the place!

not scrarmbling. it all depends on the mood and state I am in. it can get difficult.
and I can play the arse too.
I know who skimmy is. always did. I want to eff skimmy. Malooney. she is the perfect woman..good looking, thick,
gregarious, full of emotion, crazy, scrambled and sweet like all typical good-hearted women.

what it takes is a man who knows, understands loves and serious...to get in there and love, sweeten it up, come all over the place, repeatedly..exhaust...a man who understands and protects, makes safe......

guys don't know the pot of gold when they see it. skimmy is a pot of gold. she have mout' but still conservative. when the tak get real she retreat. all the same she is fine. she shud be all hooked up and replicating and busy...like Nargis

merry crismus artemis. eat ah roti fuh me...only half in fact..or a bite. doan put on weight.

{ here is another magnificent woman..god on 2 legs..god having or living a human experience. she was impatient with life and left us us too soon..for us but not for her. she wanted to return from whence she came, not too enthralled with the human experience. Phyllis Hyman a true figure of the spirit, so impossibly magnificent, unusual, huge..she was 6 feet 3 inches tall..endlessly talented and physically beautiful. only god can be like that..only God!

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MaPhoney, yur 70 yeer old geezy gonads can't churn out a drop 'o sperm nomore! Put yu in room wid dozen naked ladies 'n all yu kin do wid 'em is play pinochle!!!

you have to see mih malooney! I am fit, muscled and hard and look 20 years younger. it's the low blood sugar that terrorises mih, get so low it skirts depression for want of a better descriptive..the way man feel wen he get dong there..and the bad food. the nutrition of food these days cant be taken fuh granted.

it is the scramblin' of the personality I have to bring under control by keeping my sugar balanced. that is real hard...hard tuh rarse. and when I say it hard it hard because I eh easy. I work real hard to find good food.

sperm load? you cyan always investigate dat fuh yuhself Malooney. I will give yuh every opportunity to check it out yuhself..to prove it out

hahahaha.........please dont let skimmy jerk that tobago rock off !
gibberish man setting yuh up .....