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weh catchim today.......

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02 Jan 2017 06:18 #330884 by mapoui

dat wud have had to be a late brunch chairman! :-[ :-[ :-[

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02 Jan 2017 12:32 #330914 by ketchim
I need a hot peppery bowl of Curry ! 

AFTER I visit my Dad's gravesite  8)

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02 Jan 2017 14:35 - 03 Jan 2017 07:08 #330924 by mapoui
bwoy! the las' time I take ah woman home she wake up in the mornin' rubbin' she belly, groaning.. farting an' sayin' how she 'sorry'  and laffin': 'I always fart wen I wake up in the mawnin' :( :(

oh Guuuuuuuude! an' Sheeeeeeeeeew! >:( >:(

De woman fart very hard about 4 straight times.. and stink too..some blue farts, sick!  repulsive!.... complain' dat she hungry :( and 'if I have any food in mih kitchen tuh eat'::confused:: ::confused::

in the meantime I cyar ansah because mih head undah ah pillow with ah choice of 2 suffocation options..undah the pillow itself as the oxygen in the room was being replaced by the farts...or in the open room from that collection of awful farts an' dem :o :o :o.

the next option was to hol' mih nose, get up and run outta mih onw bedroom..which is what I did.  den I had to run back in to secure mih wallet in mih pants.  I doh know.... ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

allyuh tink it sorf.  I ent bring ah woman home since den! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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02 Jan 2017 16:32 #330932 by ketchim
I know man ...this one time I open my eye and what I saw :

I ran to washroom and puked !

she had looked so pretty at last call in the Bar  :-[

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03 Jan 2017 07:11 #330970 by mapoui

yes man!

Nite light cyan be bline light....

mornin' light can be  fright litght :o :o :o :o :o :o

pheeeeeeew! ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::

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06 Jan 2017 14:39 #331343 by ketchim
I am soooo hungry : but everyone hiding indoors

I gotta go fetch my own Lunch  >:(

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07 Jan 2017 10:23 #331352 by chairman

hahhhaaaaaaaaaaa, bwoi i laughed at this one. thanks for the first laugh of the day.

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